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    <description>Eh Up, Let's Sup!</description>
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      <g:title>RUDE WORDS MATTER</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;Two colour print on front, single colour logo on the back. The price includes postage and packing there are no hidden fees. The Macc Lads – supporting rude words for over forty years.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The shirt that was too rude for Viz is now available .Suitable for job interviews and Granny’s funeral..  The price includes the cost of delivery, there are no extra charges. Your cart total will include post and packing to the UK only. For other territories please contact us info@themacclads.co.uk for a postage cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Please note this website is the only source of ORIGINAL and AUTHENTIC Macc Lads merchandise. Design is strictly the copyright of ©The Macc Lads 2025. Don’t copy them, or sell shit ones on eBay.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
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      <g:id>119880441</g:id>
      <g:title>Buxton Black</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;Get up in the hills and hunt some minge with our official sheepshagging uniform.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price includes the cost of delivery, there are no extra charges. Your cart total will include post and packing to the UK only. For other territories please contact us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; for a postage cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This website is the only source of ORIGINAL &amp;amp; AUTHENTIC Macc Lads merchandise. Design is strictly the copyright of ©The Macc Lads 2022. Don’t copy them, or sell shit ones on eBay.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
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      <g:mpn>119880441</g:mpn>
      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
      <g:availability>in stock</g:availability>
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      <g:id>119880432</g:id>
      <g:title>BEER</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;The ideal gift for your grumpy old man this fathers day! Reassure him that no matter what his cretinous spawn turn into – he can always have more beer!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Macc Lads motif on the back!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price includes the cost of delivery, there are no extra charges. Your cart total will include post and packing to the UK only. For other territories please contact us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; for a postage cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This website is the only source of ORIGINAL &amp;amp; AUTHENTIC Macc Lads merchandise. Design is strictly the copyright of ©The Macc Lads 2023. Don’t copy them, or sell shit ones on eBay.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
      <g:availability>in stock</g:availability>
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      <g:id>119880405</g:id>
      <g:title>Eternity</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;From the Album Collection – From Beer to Eternity. It’s got Fluffy Pup so it’s brilliant. From Beer to Eternity. We’ll play it son, you wear it…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Full colour on the front and a motif on the back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Price includes the cost of delivery to the UK only.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For other territories please contact us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; for a postage cost.&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
      <g:availability>in stock</g:availability>
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      <g:id>119880312</g:id>
      <g:title>Crack</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;Bitter Fit Crack t-shirt, you wear it – we’ll play eet!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Print on front, logo on the back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price you pay includes postage and packing and secures the existence of one of our slaves.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For foreigners: buy a pack of beer mats as well-  this will cover the cost of extra postage- use UK postcode “SK116UB” and write your real address in the notes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
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      <g:id>119880267</g:id>
      <g:title>WILD CIDER WIFE</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;WILD CIDER WIFE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Macc Lads logo on a beery background- should have thought of that 40 years ago!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Package may contain ephemera and more words of abuse. May smell of vaginal secretions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price includes the cost of delivery, there are no extra charges. Your cart total will include post and packing to the UK only. For other territories please contact us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; for a postage cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;MODERN SLAVERY STATEMENT: Yes we dp have slaves, and we do change them fairly regularly- &lt;em&gt;out with the old and in with the children.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Please note this website is the only source of ORIGINAL and AUTHENTIC Macc Lads merchandise. Design is strictly the copyright of © The Macc Lads / Hectic House Records Don’t copy them, or sell shit ones on eBay.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/wild-cider-wife</g:link>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>119880234</g:id>
      <g:title>Sheepshagger Black</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;Just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Printed on the front and logo on the back neck. Sheep at half the price..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price includes the cost of delivery, there are no extra charges. Your cart total will include post and packing to the UK only. For other territories please contact us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; for a postage cost- or buy a pack of beer mats to cover the extra cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This website is the only source of ORIGINAL &amp;amp; AUTHENTIC Macc Lads merchandise. Design is strictly the copyright of ©The Macc Lads 2025. Don’t copy them, or sell shit ones on eBay.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/sheepshagger-black</g:link>
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      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>119880135</g:id>
      <g:title>WC WIFE Cartoon</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WILD CIDER WIFE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Macc Lads cartoon on a beery background- should have thought of that 40 years ago!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;She don’t care about the spunk in her hair.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LadySwear available: may smell of vaginal secretions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price includes the cost of delivery, there are no extra charges. Your cart total will include post and packing to the UK only. For other territories please contact us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; for a postage cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;MODERN SLAVERY STATEMENT: Yes we dp have slaves, and we do NOT feed them- out with the old and in with the children.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Design is strictly the copyright of © The Macc Lads / Hectic House Records Don’t copy them, or sell shit ones on eBay.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/wc-wife-cartoon</g:link>
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      <g:mpn>119880135</g:mpn>
      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
      <g:availability>in stock</g:availability>
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      <g:id>119880051</g:id>
      <g:title>WC WIFE SPLAT</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;Wild Cider Wife Splat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Scratch and sniff- it smells of beer and fanny batter&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(well, mine does)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LadySwear : Vests now available (pictured). The price includes postage and packing there are no hidden fees.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;NOTE: If you have a Mongleton postcode- high 6!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;WILD CIDER WIFE- THE most disgusting LP ever made&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>22.00 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/wc-wife-splat</g:link>
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      <g:mpn>119880051</g:mpn>
      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
      <g:availability>in stock</g:availability>
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      <g:id>119880021</g:id>
      <g:title>Neeps n Tatties</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;Classic Macc Lads Logo appears in a cheapskate Jock version. Gildan Heavy Cotton, thick white ink on the front with a fabulous Beer and Sex and Neeps n Tatties motif. On the back is the Punk on the Peninsula logo.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You don’t need to drive the 12hr round trip, camp in the rain and get eaten by midges- just get one of these and tell both your mates you were there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Much cheapness and savings!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price includes the cost of delivery, there are no extra charges. Your cart total will include post and packing to the UK only. For other territories please contact us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; for a postage cost.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Please note this website is the only source of ORIGINAL and AUTHENTIC Macc Lads merchandise. Design is strictly the copyright of ©The Macc Lads 2026. Don’t copy them, or sell shit ones on eBay.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>20.00 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/neeps-n-tatties</g:link>
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      <g:mpn>119880021</g:mpn>
      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
      <g:availability>in stock</g:availability>
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      <g:id>119879970</g:id>
      <g:title>BEERMATS</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;20 traditional pulp card beermats printed with Macc Lads  titles.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Place your empty pint pot on one of these Maccgic mats and beer will suddenly appear inside your glass. True!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The price you pay includes postage &amp;amp; packing and secures the feeding of our very best slaves.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Items can be shipped outside of the UK. (Write to us &lt;a href="mailto:info@themacclads.co.uk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"&gt;info@themacclads.co.uk&lt;/a&gt; and we’ll find out how much your respective postal service charges) or buy a pack of beer mats for each item you want sending abroad, use UK post code “SK11 6UB” and put your real address in the notes box when you order.&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>6.00 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/beermats</g:link>
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      <g:mpn>119879970</g:mpn>
      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
      <g:availability>in stock</g:availability>
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      <g:id>119879931</g:id>
      <g:title>HHLP2025 WILD CIDER WIFE Vinyl LP</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;The first LP for over 30 years- this is “the most disgusting album ever made”. The vinyl release is the “proper” version: it boasts the usual pub noise, different mixes from the CD or download – and a &lt;strong&gt;LYRIC BEWK&lt;/strong&gt;– so you can sing along!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fourteen fearsome refrains of festering fucking filth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forty years after the first LP we submit the usual subjects: (including incest, inebriation, homophobia, Islamophobia, paedophilia, necrophilia, heavy drinking, heavy women, pubs and pubes) with appearances from Charlotte (BSiM), Uncle Knobby and all the usual suspects.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEW FOR &lt;strong&gt;2026&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;ORDER THE FUCKER NOW!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Price includes UK postage. Also available on CD and download&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;FOREIGNERS- to cover extra P&amp;amp;P -order a pack of beermats  (1with each item),  use UK postcode : SK116UB and write your real address in the comments box.&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>25.00 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/wild-cider-wife-vinyl</g:link>
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      <g:mpn>119879931</g:mpn>
      <g:condition>new</g:condition>
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      <g:id>119879649</g:id>
      <g:title>HHCD2025 – WILD CIDER WIFE CD</g:title>
      <g:description>&lt;p&gt;The most disgusting album ever made. 14 new recordings of festering fucking filth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forty years after the first LP we present the usual subjects: (including incest, inebriation, homophobia, Islamophobia, paedophilia, necrophilia, heavy drinking and heavy women) appearances from Charlotte (BSiM), Uncle Knobby and all the usual suspects.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;New for 2026 &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;ORDER THE FUCKER NOW!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Also available on Vinyl LP and download&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;FOREIGNERS- to cover extra P&amp;amp;P -order a pack of beermats  (1with each item),  use UK postcode : SK116UB and write your real address in the comments box.&lt;/p&gt;</g:description>
      <g:price>13.50 GBP</g:price>
      <g:link>https://www.themacclads.co.uk/product/wild-cider-wife-cd</g:link>
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