Clitoris Cards
£10.00
Pack of 5 A6 size Merry Clitoris cards- with envelopes!
1. Christ- He's ugly . . . but I can always have more kids
2. Melly Klissmass- "Stevie Wonder come in my shop!
. . . he not see me wipe dick on pasty"
3. Santa thinks: "Fuck off . . . cunts"
4. Merry Clitoris . . . . you fucking poof
5. Sniff that- that's thy mutha that is!
All cards have the official "Macc Lives Matter" logo.
Guaranteed to offend Christians / gays / ethnic minorities etc
Price includes P&P to anywhere in the UK.